The Washing Machine Song

The Washing Machine Song

You make me feel like a washing machine
spin around spin around, get the clothes clean
your whites turn out whiter, your colors all green
you make me feel like a washing machine

You make me feel like a favorite toy
fun for every girl and fun for every boy
everywhere I go I spread comfort and joy
you make me feel like a favorite toy

You make me feel like I’m made of wax
a wick running through me, subject to a tax
soften me up and leave your tracks
you make me feel like I'm made of wax

You make me feel like an old pair of jeans
worn at the knees and bursting at the seams
your butt looks good, no need for any scenes
if I were your old pair of jeans

You make me feel like a worn out shoe
hole in the toe, don't know what to do
comfortable and familiar, an old friend to you
If I were your worn out shoe

You make me feel like an old lawn mower
Just like a car only much much slower
I eat weeds and I'm a grass thrower
you make me feel like an old lawn mower

You make me feel like a cigarette
tasty and satisfying and I'll kill you yet
Slowly and softly, as sneaky as you can get
You make me feel like a cigarette

You make me feel like a washing machine
spin around spin around, get the clothes clean
your whites turn out whiter, your colors all green
you make me feel like a washing machine

words and music by J Franklin Evans